diff --git a/Makefile b/Makefile
index c814332a..f21c620d 100644
--- a/Makefile
+++ b/Makefile
@@ -23,7 +23,7 @@ SRC = system syseng sysen1 sysen2 sysen3 sysnet kshack dragon channa	\
       jim jm jpg macrak maxdoc maxsrc mrg munfas paulw reh rlb rlb% share \
       tensor transl wgd zz graphs lmlib pratt quux scheme gsb ejs mudsys \
       draw wl taa tj6 budd sharem ucode rvb kldcp math as imsrc gls demo \
-      macsym lmcons dmcg hack hibou agb gt40 rug
+      macsym lmcons dmcg hack hibou agb gt40 rug maeda
 DOC = info _info_ sysdoc sysnet syshst kshack _teco_ emacs emacs1 c kcc \
       chprog sail draw wl pc tj6 share _glpr_ _xgpr_ inquir mudman system \
       xfont maxout ucode moon acount alan channa fonts games graphs humor \
diff --git a/build/misc.tcl b/build/misc.tcl
index 54508fa6..f42171ea 100644
--- a/build/misc.tcl
+++ b/build/misc.tcl
@@ -620,6 +620,11 @@ respond "*" ":midas sys1;ts bye_sysen1;bye\r"
 expect ":KILL"
 respond "*" ":link device;chaos bye,sys1;ts bye\r"
 
+# yow server
+respond "*" ":midas sys3;ts yow_maeda; yow\r"
+expect ":KILL"
+respond "*" ":link device;chaos yow, sys3; ts yow\r"
+
 # @
 respond "*" ":midas sys;ts @_sysen1;@\r"
 expect ":KILL"
diff --git a/doc/programs.md b/doc/programs.md
index 2803a227..c81d92b9 100644
--- a/doc/programs.md
+++ b/doc/programs.md
@@ -271,3 +271,4 @@
 - XGPSPL, spooler for the Xerox Graphics Printer.
 - XXFILE, feed scripted input to a STY session.
 - YAHTZE, the game of Yahtzee.
+- YOW, print Zippyisms.
diff --git a/src/common/yow.22 b/src/common/yow.22
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..f7afc2ed
Binary files /dev/null and b/src/common/yow.22 differ
diff --git a/src/maeda/yow.14 b/src/maeda/yow.14
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..d7e4d4d6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/maeda/yow.14
@@ -0,0 +1,192 @@
+;-*-MIDAS-*-
+
+	title YOW -- Print Zippyisms
+
+;8/29/88 Maeda - created by snarfing code from BYE program
+;		 removed inquir database stuff
+
+printx /
+Be sure to install the binary on all systems
+
+/
+
+a=1
+b=2
+c=3
+d=4
+e=5
+f=6
+cnt=7
+t=15
+tt=16
+p=17
+
+;;; IO channels
+tyi==1
+tyoch==2
+linch==3
+idxch==4                          ; index file input
+odxch==5                          ; index file output
+lsrch==6
+
+;;; Random constants
+pdlsiz==20                      ; pdl
+ascbyt==440700                  ; ascii byte ptr waiting to be read
+
+print=1000,,                    ;glik!
+
+call=<pushj p,>
+ret=<popj p,>
+
+define	syscall	name,args
+	.call	[setz ? sixbit /name/ ? args((setz))]
+	termin
+
+;;; Network hackery
+netwrk"$$serve==1
+netwrk"$$chaos==1
+.insrt syseng;netwrk >
+
+byelib"$$deth==1
+byelib"$$yow==1
+.insrt syseng;byelib >
+
+;$debug==1
+
+
+	subttl	figure out if we're a server; print out messges.
+
+.scalar uname, server, pdl(pdlsiz)
+
+begin:	move	p,[-pdlsiz,,pdl-1]
+	.suset	[.rxuname,,uname]
+	.suset	[.rjname,,a]
+	came	a,[sixbit/chaos/]
+	 call	ttyini
+	  call	srvini
+
+IFDEF $debug,{
+	move 	t,[440700,,[asciz "Yow:  i/o enabled... "]]
+	movei	tt,25
+	syscal	siot,[%climm,,tyoch ? %clin,,t ? %clin,,tt]
+	 .lose %lsfil	 
+}
+
+nounam:	call	byelib"getmsg
+
+IFDEF $debug,{
+	move 	t,[440700,,[asciz "message found..."]]
+	movei	tt,20
+	syscal	siot,[%climm,,tyoch ? %clin,,t ? %clin,,tt]
+	 .lose %lsfil
+}
+
+	syscal	siot,[%climm,,tyoch ? %clin,,a ? %clin,,b]
+	 jsr	death
+	syscal	finish,[%climm,,tyoch]	;wait for all output to get to tty.
+	 .lose	%lssys
+	Skipe	server
+	 jrst	srvend
+exit:	.suset	[.roption,,c]
+	tlnn	c,%opbrk        ; Don't .BREAK unless a superior handles it.
+	 .logout 1,
+	.break	16,124000       ;die as quitely as possible
+
+srvend:	movei	t,netwrk"%coeof
+	setzm	netwrk"pktbuf
+	dpb	t,[netwrk"$cpkop+netwrk"pktbuf]
+	syscal	pktiot,[%climm,,tyoch ? %climm,,netwrk"pktbuf]
+	 jfcl
+	syscal	finish,[%climm,,tyoch]
+	 jfcl
+	.sleep	c,		;seems to be needed for some reason
+	.logout	1,		;to delay before closing
+
+ttyini:	.suset	[.smask,,[%pityi]]
+	syscal	open,[%clbit,,.uao ? %climm,,tyoch ? [sixbit/tty/]]
+	 .lose	%lsfil
+	syscal	open,[%clbit,,.uai ? %climm,,tyi ? [sixbit/tty/]]
+	 .lose	%lsfil
+	aos	(p)             ;return to .+2
+	ret
+
+srvini:	setom	server		;we're a chaosnet server, not talking to a tty
+
+IFDEF $debug,{			;if debugging, open TTY anyway
+	syscal	open,[%clbit,,.uao ? %climm,,tyoch ? [sixbit/tty/]]
+	 .lose	%lsfil
+}
+	.suset	[.smask,,[%piioc]]
+	movei	a,tyi
+	movei	c,[asciz/YOW/]
+	movei	d,5
+	call	netwrk"chasrv
+	 .logout 1,
+	move	a,[440600,,d]
+	move	b,[440800,,netwrk"pktbuf+netwrk"%cpkdt]
+	ldb	c,[netwrk"$cpknb+netwrk"pktbuf]
+	movei	d,0
+unmgt1:	ildb	e,b		;get user name from contact args
+	caie	e,40
+	 sojg	c,unmgt1
+	sojle	c,nounam        ;just print msg w/o see ya later bullshit
+unmgt2:	ildb	e,b
+	caige	e,140
+	 subi	e,40
+	tlne	a,770000
+	 idpb	e,a
+	sojg	c,unmgt2
+	jumpe	d,nounam
+	movem	d,uname
+	ret
+
+	subttl	uuo and interrupt handlers
+
+uuoh:	0
+	move	a,40
+	hrli	a,ascbyt
+lo:	ildb 	b,a
+	skipn 	b
+	 jrst 	@uuoh
+	.iot 	tyoch,b
+	jrst 	lo
+
+tsint:	0 ? 0
+	push	p,a
+	move	a,tsint
+	trne	a,%piioc
+	 jsr	death
+	movei	a,tyi
+	.ityic	a,
+	 jrst	intout
+	caie	a,^s
+	 cain	a,^g
+	  jrst	shutup
+intout:	pop	p,a
+	.dismiss tsint+1
+
+.scalar debug
+
+death:	0			;jsr here on error
+	skipn	debug
+	 jrst	exit		; oh well, give up...
+	sos	death
+	sos	death
+	syscal	lose,[movei ? death]
+
+shutup:	.reset	tyoch,
+	jrst	exit
+
+;;; dump variables so we can figger out where lsr maps in
+consta
+variab
+
+-1				;So core gets created!
+
+lsrbeg==<.+1777>/2000		;beginning of LSR pages.
+
+loc 41
+	jsr uuoh
+	jsr tsint
+
+end begin