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COOKIE BEAR - prank.

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Guy Steele
2018-07-02 14:08:24 +02:00
committed by Lars Brinkhoff
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TITLE COOKIE BEAR
A=1 ;ACS FOR MAIN PROGRAM
AA=2
B=3
C=4
D=5
E=6
F=7
Q=11 ;ACS FOR INTERRUPT HANDLING
R=12
S=13
T=14
U=15
TYIC=1 ;TTY INPUT
TYOC=2 ;TTY OUTPUT
CLIC=3 ;CORE LINK INTERRUPT OUTPUT
CLAC=4 ;CORE LINK ANSWER INPUT
IF1,[
PRINTX \DEBUGP==\
.TTYMAC DEBUG/
DEBUGP==DEBUG
TERMIN
PRINTX \ITEM: \
.TTYMAC ITEM/
DEFINE MSG X
DEFINE MSGX SUBJ
[ASCIZ \X\]
TERMIN
MSGX ITEM
TERMIN
DEFINE ITEMCHARS
IRPC X,,[ITEM]
"X
TERMIN
TERMIN
TERMIN
PRINTX \SUBJECT: \
.TTYMAC SUBJ
DEFINE SCONC X
X!!SUBJ!!TERMIN
TERMIN
PRINTX \NAME: \
.TTYMAC NAME/
DEFINE NAMEP X
<IFSN X,NAME,[1]>,TERMIN
DEFINE NCONC X
X!!NAME!!TERMIN
TERMIN
] ;END OF IF1
LOC 42
JSR INT ;TO MOBY INTERRUPT HANDLER
LOC 100
GO: .TRANDL UNTRAN
JFCL
.OPEN TYIC,[0,,SIXBIT \ TTYFOOBARTYI \]
JSP AA,KILL
.OPEN TYOC,[1,,SIXBIT \ TTYFOOBARTYO \]
JSP AA,KILL
MOVEI F,50
SETZM JCLBUF
.BREAK 12,[5,,JCLBUF]
READ: SKIPE JCLBUF
JRST READ1
.IOT TYOC,[^M] ;OUTPUT CR, LF, *
.IOT TYOC,[^J]
.IOT TYOC,["*]
READ1: MOVEI A,6
SETZ C,
MOVE E,[440700,,JCLBUF]
SKIPA B,[440600,,C]
IN: IDPB D,B
SKIPN JCLBUF
.IOT TYIC,D
SKIPE JCLBUF
ILDB D,E
CAIN D,177
JRST READ
CAIL D,140
SUBI D,40
CAIL D,40
CAILE D,137
JRST DONE
SUBI D,40
SOJGE A,IN
DONE: MOVEM C,HACKER
SKIPN DEBUG
.VALUE [ASCIZ \:PROCED :DISOWN \]
.SUSET [.SSNAM,,[SIXBIT \.MSGS.\]]
.SUSET [.SMASK,,[400000]]
.SUSET [.SPICL,,[-1]]
.SUSET [.RUIND,,A]
IFE NAMEP ANIMALS, MOVE E,UNAMES(A)
IFN NAMEP ANIMALS, MOVE E,[440700,,[NCONC ASCIZ \,\]]
MOVEM E,MYUNAM
MOVEI A,40.*30.
MOVEI B,0
TRY: .OPEN CLIC,CLIOPN
JSP AA,KILLP
.IOT CLIC,[177]
SKIPA C,[440700,,[SCONC ASCIZ \MESSAGE FROM , \]]
.IOT CLIC,D
ILDB D,C
JUMPN D,.-2
SKIPA C,MYUNAM
.IOT CLIC,D
ILDB D,C
JUMPN D,.-2
.IOT CLIC,[^M]
.IOT CLIC,[^J]
SKIPA C,MYUNAM
.IOT CLIC,D
ILDB D,C
JUMPN D,.-2
.IOT CLIC,["@]
.CALL MACHIN
.VALUE
REPEAT 2,[
SETZ D,
LSHC D,6
ADDI D,40
.IOT CLIC,D
] ;END OF REPEAT 2
.IOT CLIC,[40]
.RTIME E,
MOVEI AA,6
MOVE C,[440600,,E]
TIMOUT: ILDB D,C
ADDI D,40
.IOT CLIC,D
TRNE AA,6
TRNN AA,1
JRST .+2
.IOT CLIC,[":]
SOJG AA,TIMOUT
.IOT CLIC,[40]
HRR C,LMSGS(B)
HRLI C,440700
SHOVE: ILDB D,C
JUMPE D,ALLOUT
.IOT CLIC,D
JRST SHOVE
ALLOUT: .CLOSE CLIC,
CAIL B,NMSGS-1
JSP AA,KILL
MOVE AA,A
.SLEEP AA,
IMULI A,6
IDIVI A,7
CAIGE A,5*30.
MOVEI A,5*30.
AOJ B,
CAIE B,NMSGS-1
JRST TRY
MOVEI AA,15.*30.
.SLEEP AA,
JRST TRY
KILLP: SOJLE F,KILL
MOVEI E,5*30.
.SLEEP E,
JRST -2(AA)
KILL: .LOGOUT
.VALUE
UNTRAN: 0
SIXBIT \HACTRN\
MYUNAM: 0 ;UNAME OF THIS PARTICULAR COOKIE BEAR
CLIOPN: 1,,'CLI ;CLI OPEN SPECS
HACKER: BLOCK 1 ;UNAME OF HACKER TO PESTER
HACTRN: SIXBIT \HACTRN\ ;WE :SEND MESSAGES TO HIS HACTRN
CLAOPN: 2,,'CLA ;CLA OPEN SPECS - TO RECEIVE MESSAGES FROM HIS HACTRN
LCLABF==8
CLABUF: BLOCK LCLABF ;BUFFER FOR CLA INPUT
COOKIE: ITEMCHARS
LCOOKIE==.-COOKIE
INT: 0 ;MOBY INTERRUPT HANDLER
0
.OPEN CLAC,CLAOPN
.DISMISS INT+1
MOVE T,[-LCLABF,,CLABUF]
.IOT CLAC,T
MOVE T,[440700,,CLABUF+2]
MOVE Q,CLABUF
CAME Q,HACKER
JRST YANK
MOVE Q,CLABUF+1
CAME Q,HACTRN
JRST YANK
MOVNI S,LCOOKIE
SKPTIM: JSP Q,GETCLA
CAIE R,":
JRST SKPTIM
JSP Q,GETCLA
CAIE R,":
JRST YANK
FIND: JSP Q,GETCLA
CAME R,COOKIE+LCOOKIE(S)
JRST YANK
AOJL S,FIND
MOVEI U,THANX-LMSGS
EXCH U,B
MOVEI S,TRY
EXCH S,INT+1
JSP Q,GETCLA
MOVEM S,INT+1
MOVEM U,B
YANK: JSP Q,GETCLA
JRST YANK
GETCLA: CAIE T,[010700,,CLABUF+LCLABF-1]
JRST NXTCHR
MOVE T,[-LCLABF,,CLABUF]
.IOT CLAC,T
MOVE T,[440700,,CLABUF]
NXTCHR: ILDB R,T
CAIN R,^C
JRST ENDINT
CAIN R,":
JRST (Q)
CAILE R,"Z
SUBI R,40
CAIG R,"Z
CAIGE R,"A
JRST GETCLA
JRST (Q)
ENDINT: .CLOSE CLAC,
.DISMISS INT+1
LMSGS:
IRP QUUX,,[[!SUBJ!?
],[WILL YOU GIVE ME !SUBJ!?
],[I WANT !SUBJ!. PLEASE GIVE ME !SUBJ!?
],[DON'T YOU WANT TO GIVE ME !SUBJ!?
],[I WANT !SUBJ!! PLEASE GIVE ME !SUBJ!.
],[PLEASE GIVE ME !SUBJ!. ANY KIND IS OK WITH ME.
],[AREN'T YOU GOING TO GIVE ME !SUBJ!?
],[I WANT !SUBJ!!!!!!!
],[!SUBJ! !SUBJ! !SUBJ! !SUBJ! !SUBJ!!!!!!
],[YOU OLD MEANY! COME ON, GIVE ME !SUBJ!!
],[!SUBJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
],[YOU'D BETTER GIVE ME !SUBJ!, OR ELSE!
],[YOU MISERABLE HACKER! GIVE ME !SUBJ!!
],[!SUBJ!, !SUBJ!, I WANT !SUBJ!!
],[YOU BETTER GIVE ME !SUBJ!, OR I'LL TELL MY
UNCLE GFR ON YOU! (UNCLE GFR = GR*M F*L* R**P*R)
],[&"%$"@*^@"&$%!!!! I WANT !SUBJ!!!! GIMME !SUBJ!!!!
],[
(OR (GIVEP YOU ME '|!SUBJ!|)
(COND ((ZEROP (BOOLE 1 1 (RANDOM)))
(GFR-DESTROY (DIRECTORY-OF YOU)))
(T (GUN YOU 'HACTRN))))
],[YOU'VE GOT ONE LAST CHANCE TO GIVE ME !SUBJ!!
],[OKAY FOR YOU! I DON'T WANT !SUBJ! FROM YOU ANYWAY!
]]
MSG [QUUX]
TERMIN
NMSGS==.-LMSGS
THANX: MSG [OH THANK YOU, THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME !SUBJ!! GOODBYE!
]
IFE NAMEP ANIMALS,[
UNAMES: 440700,,[ASCIZ \SYSJOB\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \CORJOB\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \RABBIT\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \LION\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \TIGER\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \RABBIT\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \BEETLE\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \TURKEY\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \BEAR\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \WUMPUS\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \MONKEY\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \ORANGUTANG\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \ELEPHANT\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \PUMA\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \HYENA\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \WOLF\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \FOX\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \CREATURE\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \BIRD\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \EAGLE\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \FALCON\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \GIRAFFE\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \BEAGLE\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \PENGUIN\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \AARDVARK\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \PLATYPUS\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \TERMITE\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \CHIMPANZEE\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \KOALA\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \PANDA\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \GAZELLE\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \ANTELOPE\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \DEER\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \GOAT\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \RABBIT\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \LION\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \TIGER\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \RABBIT\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \BEETLE\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \PENGUIN\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \AARDVARK\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \PLATYPUS\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \TERMITE\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \CHIMPANZEE\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \KOALA\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \PANDA\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \GAZELLE\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \ANTELOPE\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \DEER\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \GOAT\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \RABBIT\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \LION\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \TIGER\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \RABBIT\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \BEETLE\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \TURKEY\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \BEAR\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \WUMPUS\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \MONKEY\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \ORANGUTANG\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \ELEPHANT\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \PUMA\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \HYENA\]
440700,,[ASCIZ \WOLF\]
] ;END OF IFE NAMEP ANIMALS,
MACHIN: SETZ
SIXBIT \SSTATU\
REPEAT 5, 2000,,E
402000,,E ;MACHINE NAME
JCLBUF: BLOCK 100
DEBUG: DEBUGP
END GO

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SYS:ATSIGN HACTRN,DSK:GLS;TS CHECKîU.